GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They should start calling me GOD. You know why because i finished a Malaysian Cock Studies powerpoint presentation which is 5000 words long in about 30 seconds. How i did i ain't gonna tell you la. But i really am GOD-like.

Fuck sial my blog quite the boring rite. Its because i've been too busy with college and drinking with my mother, father, grandmother, step grandfather and on occasionally times yoyo makes an appearance and other times singh makes an appearance and other ppl who i malas to mention also do tend to make occasional appearances.

So college is fucking crazy. Never in my life have i ever been this concerned and scared that my exams are coming. Fuck sial i got 21 more days for exams. I gonna start studying adey. But after the 26th fucking paaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyy sial. 39 days of straight non stop partying. I gonna drink till i dunno wei. Oh ya on the 27th me, my mother, my father, my grandmother, my step grandfather and kah jin are going to langkawi. Imagine how much i'm gonna drink sial. I plan to be constantly high for the 3 days we're there.

Ok la i dunno what to write adey. I'll update soon la. Peace Out. Westside. Outlawz.

sniff sniff!!!!!

My wife left me. And we just got married yesterday today she leaving me to go back to switzerland.How la???I"m very sad.sniff sniff.

waxy

I wax you, you wax me, we're a happy gatsby family, you have a mohawk(something like it)and i have short hair, and i'm not doing anything to your daughter.

FUCK YOU

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!! too much shit going on fuck blogging fuck doing anything my neck still hurts i think my eye is getting worse my lips are tearing my nose hurts the most my ribs hurts a little biti missed class today because i was sick.i dunno how i suddenly became sick.i've been sleeping for the past 2 days.

Starbucks!!!

This is Yinyin. She likes my blog because she thinks it's really funny. So thank you Yinyin I'll take is a compliment because it means i'm funny.hehehe



You see now starbucks has given me a reason to go there because they've started serving hoe's beer. I think that is cool because firstly it gives me a reason to go to Starbucks because honestly i hate that coffee shit. I mean what the fuck is up with coffee wei its a drink made of fucking beans yo.I don't even fucking eat vegetable beans you want me to drink something made of beans.What the fuck?Secondly rite there is more money in the sales of alcoholic beverages than in the sale of like any other beverage I think because even during times of reccesion rite the pubs and clubs and bars and chinese shops a filled with ppl drinking because alcohol kills bacteria, drowns your sorrows, helps you socialize and keeps you calm and sexy like catwoman.Thirdly rite then now they can start putting tv's and astro in Starbucks so ppl can go there and watch football instead of asia cafe because the sofa inside there damn comfortable. And fourth this whole fucking post is pointless, stupid and idiotic except the part about Yinyin la.The reason i posted this was because i needed something to take my mind off the fact that my team is trailing arseton fucking villa by 2 fucking goals to nothing. But yeah that picture is a really good picture because it makes ppl think that starfucks sells hoe's beer. Now i'm damn down because its halftime only 45 minutes left to fucking try and draw. How la?

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PUKING MY LIVER OUT.

OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!!ALYAA and SUSHI ya'll 2 rite are so fucking disgusting you know.I know SUSHI you love ALYAA dearly and I know ALYAA you also love SUSHI dearly but don't need to tell the whole fucking facebook you know.Get a room wei.You want i can get room for you damn cheap i sponsor somemore you know.But then ar SUSHI is so far away so hard la.But then right its a good thing ya'll 2 love each other so much.Love is good but not for me tho.But ALYAA its a big improvement for you.I'm very the proud keep up the good work but keep it in a room and not on facebook because there is only so much WARWICK can take before he really pukes.Poor fella all sad case all put emo facebook status all.Don't worry WARWICK tommorow i'll wear a shirt specially for you.Back to the love birds ya so i know its good that ya'll all lovey lovey all but actually ya la its just good.So much love in the air i like.Hate is bad you.Some ppl hate me i also dunno why. :( ok now i'm not gonna continue posting because i gonna start talking cock about myself.So to the love birds ya'll must stay happily lovey doveyly in love k. And China man don't la so emotional, later we have a smoke k. And I must buy 4D number so i strike first prize then i can buy a car. And Nick you must find a girlfriend so you can be all lovey dovey also. peace i'm out.