Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.I feel so gay.Maybe i should find a rich gay guy and go out with him for a while and then con his money then i can buy a car or better get him to buy a car for me.Anybody know any stupid rich gay guys?????Wei fucker boring la i need sleep i need beer i need money i need a car i need sex(with a girl ar please i'm not really gay i just act like bi-sexual but actually i'm fully straight.)what else i need ar???oh ya i need someone to sing me a lullabye(preferbally a girl la bcoz a guy would just be plain fucking gay.euww)
Oh oh fuck chef wan is on the tv now and he's so fucking gay.maybe i can swindle him.if my mother reads this blog rite she's so gonna make me wash my fucking mouth with fucking clorox because i'm so fucking foul mouthed.she'll be so dissappointed in me.eh tommorow i might be going to mambo jambo.that place is fucking awesome yo.eh anybody know how to make money fast ar?i need to buy a fucking car to take me from my house to the 3 for 10 shop so i can buy beer and stock my fridge so that i can sleep.oh and also buy ciggarettes which i'm out of now and i'll need to walk to NOEL"s mamak to buy in a while.fuck la.and illi faster come back you know since you left rite all my friends all never even call me to go out you know.i'm like so stuck in the house everyfuckingday.damn sad rite my life.Ok i go buy ciggarettes and get inspiration to talk about my fucking sad ass life then i continue this post k.btw i'm not taking my phone so don't bother calling me.wow this is like as if i'm having a real conversation on msn or something.hahaha.i'm so lame.eh where's my friend muthusamy ar?fucker where are you la cha?ook i go buy ciggarettes first.
Ok i'm back now my lungs are filled with nicotine and tar. now my liver needs to be filled with some alcohol but that one i gotta wait until hopefully tonight la.oh you know what really fucking pissed me off the fucking goverment went and banned gutteruncensored.how fucked up is that.but lucky my smart friend the gutter guy(he's the owner of gutteruncensored for those of you who didn't know)found a way around it and i can still access my favouritest website in the world through a proxy website.lucky balls.if not fucking hailat la me.you know just now i walked to the NOEL's mamak rite i damn poyo you know wearing sunglasses all but after walking a bit then i realised that subconciously my mind took the sunglasses bcoz rite the sun and tired eyes don't really make the best of friends.
I'm actually blogging rite because i cannot sleep so i'm trying to bore myself to sleep but doesn't look like its working.eh nick i cannot find any nude pictures of olga kurylenko so you gotta wait till i find some other hot girl that i like who got nude pictures for me to post up.eh i wanna go to penang la.i wanna eat char kuey teow and nasi kandar and hokkien mee and all those nice penang food people talk about and then on the way back stop in ipoh and eat chicken rice and nasi ganja and kicap mee and all the nice ipoh food i always eat when i go back to ipoh.then after that i wanna go to north india and find a wife.maybe a punjabi girl from punjab or maybe a girl who's surname is khan like my great ancestor Genghis Khan and his great grand nephew Shah Rukh Khan.
This is like writing an essay for school back in my schooling days.school was fun tho that was a time when i was happening i used to be like the centre of attraction back in school.like a clown.i love clowns their sooo loveable.i wouldn't mind being a clown for a day.imagine your having a bad day and your driving in the car and you stop at a junction and you see a small little kancil come out from the opposite lane and a jolly old clown is driving the kancil wouldn't that brighten up your day?(this is actually a true story that happened to me and after i saw the clown my whole day became so happy and i just kept laughing and laughing thinking about the clown.he's make up was funny.)then there was another i actually worked as a clown's assitant and i got paid 50 bucks i think i can't remember but the clown had a bird.a real live bird.like a pigeon.
I wanna get an eagle one day.i think eagle's are so fucking cool.you know how i'm gonna keep the eagle?i'm gonna tie a long string to its leg like 2 or 3 kilometres long and tie the other half of the string to my window.then whenever i wanna call the eagle i just pull the string back.smart idea rite???i also wanna get a caiman.but for that i need to build like a pond and put a fence around it.but that will be cool tho.if you don't know a caiman is like a smaller version of a crocodile but the face a bit different.i also want an orang utan if i get one i can train it to be my helper like when i want a beer from the fridge i just show it a picture of a beer and it'll go to the fridge and get it.i got it all planned out.aren't i just smart.
Ohmyfuckinggod thank god i started this blog because rite without it i don't know what in the fucking world would i be doing now.dayum.oh does anyone know what's a DINGLEBERRY.its something very disgusting.its so disgusting it made me sick.oh goodie my fatman scoop pictures are online.so i think you know who the next post is dedicated to.you know for a guy who hasn't slept in 2 days i'm overly energetic.i think i'm dying.am i dying.someone please help me and sing me a lullabye.ok i'm gonna go now and to the dedication post.
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